We are an alt rock/punk/grunge band based in North Wales who mix melodic hooks and powerful female vocals with thumping distortion and synths. We make politically charged songs about the state of the world that tackle issues such as misogyny, control, sexuality, protest and dissent. We would be liked by fans of Wolf Alice, Mannequin Pussy, Die Spitz, Hole and Sprints.

Adam Walton BBC Introducing Wales:

“Feverish and excellent”

“Momentously ace”

Louder Than War:

“Two Tonne Machete are the sort of band you stumble upon by accident and then spend the next week telling everyone you discovered before they got big… When Emily steps up to the mic she transforms into a human air raid siren. She doesn’t sing so much as summon storms”

Loud Women:

“An absolute force”

“One of those singers who can convey authority with every line… an instrument in its own right”.
Come see us live! Our sets are full throttle and filled with energy. We are a busy giggling band with a strong live following and have played slots at Focus Wales Festival, Future Now Festival, Manchester Punk Festival and Rebellion Festival. Keep up up date with gigs on our social media pages.
Our debut EP ‘Hold Up My Crown’ is released on vinyl on the 23rd October and is available to purchase via out Bandcamp page.